Hope you weren't doing anything, because a hacker has decided to land a lovely nude of Siegfried in your inbox, complete with dragon dick in full view.
Let it never be said that he wasn't well-endowed, at least? He's going to die a lot tbh.]
[ Oh hey, she recognizes the person that penis is attached to - even if she's never actually seen it in person yet. It's certainly very impressive, as she stares at her screen wide-eyed for several minutes, absolutely speechless as she just gets redder and redder.
But it's also something of a shock to her, as she hadn't even realized that Siegfried was also in this strange new place with her; no one's mentioned it to her, nor has she run into him. Going by the looks of things, he's settling in well.
While she knows it's probably better to pretend that she never saw anything at all, she has to reach out. Ritsuka hadn't realized how much she missed Siegfried until now.
It only takes a little digging to find out how to contact him, and he soon receives a message from CHALDELUXE; clicking on her profile would reveal his Master staring up at him.
Attached to the message is the photo that was sent to her. ]
[It's probably by mid-day he'll actually get to this message. Working at the salon keeps him busy and it's better that he isn't distracted, so no one gets any idea of the true motives of the Society. The username is CHALDELUXE, and that strikes a chord he hasn't heard in some time. That face is certainly familiar also, and well- he hadn't expected to see Ritsuka here. Then again, he's been relatively keeping to himself since the whole mess of Christmas and his dragon yet again coming out.
[Three minutes later. No, he hasn't come out of the back room from work because he's trying to find a rock he can crawl under and live there and never show his face again.]
Ah... yes. I am.
[One minute later.]
I didn't send this and I'm not sure who did, but I'm sorry for possibly upsetting you, Master.
[ As the minutes stretch on as she waits for a response, she begins to nervously wonder if she'd been mistaken and had sent Siegfried's nude photo to a complete and total stranger. It's almost a relief when he responds, although she's still a little too flustered as she hastily types out a reply. ]
no! no I wasn't upset at all don't apologize for it!!
I mean I was surprised but that was it! it wasn't very upsetting at all!!!
[ Quite the opposite, really. It left her shamelessly red and needing to fan herself down for a bit. But wanting to soothe her Servant's shame, she sends off without thinking: ]
in fact you look *amazing* in that picture!
[ The moment she hits enter, she immediately regrets her words and desperately wishes she could take it back to reword it without sounding so... well, thirsty. ]
[Siegfried is not really built for compliments unless it comes to fighting or slaying dragons, and pretty much nothing else. So to be told he’s not only attractive but also by his previous Master before Duplicity?
Her thirst may have just made his brain break a little. Excuse him while he BSOD’s just for a hot second.]
[ Oh no-- Is he being polite because he thinks she's a pervert? Did she come on too strong? For the thousandth time in the past minute, Ritsuka wishes there was someway to delete a message once it had been sent.
The only chance she has left to redeem herself is to make it seem like that it's a mutually held thirst by everyone. ]
I mean... I know that I wasn't the only who thought so at Chaldea, a lot of the other women on the staff [ And some of the guys, to be honest. ] thought you were incredible too...!
[ What's also incredible is the picture that attaches itself to the message, without Ritsuka knowing - of her taking a picture of herself pulling her shirt up, the edge of the t-shirt in her mouth, exposing herself before a mirror and squeezing her breasts together to really make them pop.
No one was supposed to see it. But now Siegfried has it. ]
[See, that makes him fluster even more, hearing that others really found him attractive. How exactly does he handle this? He's a man stuck in the past, focused on only finding attraction with his wife- and being in Duplicity has been a struggle to separate sex from romance, something he's been raised by in his actual life.
Siegfried goes to try and respond to Ritsuka at first, but then comes the image.
And it loads right in front of him before he can type anything.]
[Unfortunately he might've tossed the damn thing and all Ritsuka is going to get is a keyboard smash. Oops. She might have just killed her favorite dragon.]
[Surprisingly, one afternoon, a series of messages come to Ritsuka. They're rapid fire but only three or four of them to be had. The first one is a message that doesn't appear to be meant for her and is in fact part of a different conversation or just a thought in general.]
It ended so suddenly so I'm not quite sure where to go now. Haha :^)
[Then three or so pictures are follow, presumably not related to the text just sent.
The first one couldn't make the claim to be innocent As seen. But it is nothing to the one thatfollows.
All pictures were clearly taken by whomever is railing the Elezen within an inch of his lewd life but all done on Haurchefant's device, likely by his request. This behavior is far from new but it's not something that would be so carelessly sent to poor Ritsuka, a girl he barely knows.
Oh well. Do enjoy yourself young lady and whatever you chose to do with these pictures is most certainly your business.]
(You'll need a pixiv account to look at photos but if for some reason you can't message me on Plurk and I'll give you the goods proper.)
[ The first message confuses her, and she's not quite sure who it's from. However, it soon becomes clear who the sender is, as she stares wide-eyed on her phone at what's clearly Haurchefant having... Well, to put it politely, he seems to be having the time of his life. Her cheeks grow hot as the pictures load one after another, knowing that she should close the text and pretend that she saw nothing, but she can't quite stop staring. He was a very handsome elf, and it's clear that every single part of him is in... proportion.
It takes a few minutes for her to calm herself, taking deep breaths as she leaves her phone face down, before she picks it up and responds to what clearly was a mistake on Haurchefant's part. ]
Haurchefant? did you meant to send that?
[ ...of course, attached to her message is a unintentional little gift. When the knight receives her message, he'll also see a photo of Ritsuka fresh out of the shower, completely nude and only visible from the waist up. She's posing in front of the bathroom mirror that's been steamed up with a clear patch wiped out in the middle, one hand holding the phone and the other held over her breasts, the only thing covering her nipples. Her bright red hair clings to her neck and shoulders, as she grins teasingly at the camera, obviously having a bit of fun at seeing how sexy she can be.
No one was supposed to see this, but now it's in Haurchefant's hands. ]
[ She's here, Ozy! Although she nearly drops her phone when she hears him on the line; for some reason, it feels really surreal to hear him like that. She'd always pictured him as like a messenger pigeon sort of guy, to be honest. ]
You mean from last year--?
[ Wait. That means that she didn't get him anything this year... Although considering what was going on, even if she had remembered, it would had been impossible to make. ]
Did you want some this year too? I'm sorry, I should have at least done something for you...!
[ Messenger pigeon, sending a servant to her doorstep to fetch her for a live audience— both would be somewhat preferable. But there’s something to be said about the novelty about hearing a voice without seeing a face. ]
I shall forgive your transgression. We both found ourselves preoccupied with other affairs.
[ There’s nothing really to forgive— but he says it anyway. ]
Besides. Is there no other tradition in which the man spoils the woman?
[ That's a polite way of putting what happened to them at the so called 'camp', but Ritsuka won't argue with him. She's glad to put it behind her, even though she can't help but be wary of how they were simply welcomed back with no question after escaping... ]
Well, there's always White Day next month... Unless they decide to lock everyone up again.
[ Okay, so she's still slightly upset about that. ]
But you don't need to worry about it, since I wasn't able to get you anything... Although if you don't mind it being late, I'd be happy to make it up to you for Valentine's this year!
[ He almost asks what White Day is, but that would be changing the topic from his initial idea. A certain goal that he feels should most definitely be achieved— sooner rather than later. ]
If that is the case, why don’t you make it up to me now? I have a favor that I would like you to fulfill.
[ She's a little taken aback at how sudden it is, but... Well, why not? It's not like she has anything else to do at the moment - and she did promise to make it up to him. ]
Sure! Is there anything you want me to bring?
[ Is it chocolates? Does he want her to make chocolate for him right now? ]
[ Although when she hangs up, she realizes - was she just asked out on a date? It sure sounds like one, but on the other hand, she can't really imagine Ozymandias going on a regular date. Still, if he's asking her to meet up with him at the Vesuvian, then he probably isn't expecting her to make chocolates in his kitchen... although Ritsuka quietly makes a mental note to still find some time to gift them to the pharaoh later, once she makes some.
Still, she feels like she can't just show up in her usual Chaldea uniform and she should make some effort to dress up even though it was probably nothing. Two hours and fifty minutes later, she's standing in front of the agreed meeting spot, smoothing down the front of the cute dress she's wearing, although it's a bit shorter than what she'd like. Not that she really has much a choice, given how limited her wardrobe was, but it's not every day that you're called out by a famous Egyptian legend.
As she waits, Ritsuka can't help but idly wonder what sort of ideas Ozymandias might have in mind. ]
[ Ritsuka is kept waiting for a few minutes, before Ozymandias comes into full view after spinning himself past a revolving door. Normally, he wouldn’t spare her outfit more than a second glance, but this is somewhat different. Capturing her in his gaze, he withholds the upcoming litany of comments, drinking in the sight of a woman on the cusp of being fully grown. A thrill runs up his spine. ]
You have arrived on time. [ He remarks, tone not betraying any hint that he is overly impressed. Rather, he is simply glad she met certain expectations that he figures are so commonplace they should go without saying. Such societal niceties tend to be frequently ignored by others, namely one Pharaoh who is a weight of gold himself, and hypocritical to the extreme. ] How surprising, when taking into consideration the effort that you have so dutifully poured into your appearance.
[ Once facing forward, he steps so that they are standing side by side. About to guide her to their destination, Ozymandias makes an offhand remark: ]
It is somewhat unnecessary with what I have planned next, but your feelings have not gone unnoticed. Now— we shall test how sensitive you are to heat.
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Hope you weren't doing anything, because a hacker has decided to land a lovely nude of Siegfried in your inbox, complete with dragon dick in full view.
Let it never be said that he wasn't well-endowed, at least? He's going to die a lot tbh.]
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yet. It's certainly very impressive, as she stares at her screen wide-eyed for several minutes, absolutely speechless as she just gets redder and redder.But it's also something of a shock to her, as she hadn't even realized that Siegfried was also in this strange new place with her; no one's mentioned it to her, nor has she run into him. Going by the looks of things, he's settling in well.
While she knows it's probably better to pretend that she never saw anything at all, she has to reach out. Ritsuka hadn't realized how much she missed Siegfried until now.
It only takes a little digging to find out how to contact him, and he soon receives a message from CHALDELUXE; clicking on her profile would reveal his Master staring up at him.
Attached to the message is the photo that was sent to her. ]
Siegfried... you're here too?
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Let's just see what's been sen-]
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done
Ah... yes. I am.
[One minute later.]
I didn't send this and I'm not sure who did, but I'm sorry for possibly upsetting you, Master.
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no! no I wasn't upset at all don't apologize for it!!
I mean I was surprised
but that was it! it wasn't very upsetting at all!!!
[ Quite the opposite, really. It left her shamelessly red and needing to fan herself down for a bit. But wanting to soothe her Servant's shame, she sends off without thinking: ]
in fact you look *amazing* in that picture!
[ The moment she hits enter, she immediately regrets her words and desperately wishes she could take it back to reword it without sounding so... well, thirsty. ]
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Her thirst may have just made his brain break a little. Excuse him while he BSOD’s just for a hot second.]
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[By that he means he’s flustered and embarrassed and has no pride in himself. Unsurprising for Mr. Sumanai, here.]
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The only chance she has left to redeem herself is to make it seem like that it's a mutually held thirst by everyone. ]
I mean... I know that I wasn't the only who thought so at Chaldea, a lot of the other women on the staff [ And some of the guys, to be honest. ] thought you were incredible too...!
[ What's also incredible is the picture that attaches itself to the message, without Ritsuka knowing - of her taking a picture of herself pulling her shirt up, the edge of the t-shirt in her mouth, exposing herself before a mirror and squeezing her breasts together to really make them pop.
No one was supposed to see it. But now Siegfried has it. ]
1/? gdit ali
Siegfried goes to try and respond to Ritsuka at first, but then comes the image.
And it loads right in front of him before he can type anything.]
2/?
3/?
4/4 bye he's dead
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time for some mouth to mouth
Well, she's right that he is, but for a completely different reason.
But she can't help but tease him, totally unaware that her Servant is currently trying to reboot. ]
you don't have to be shy! you're a really popular guy in Chaldea, you know~
[ She's absolutely going to completely mortified when she realizes what is it that got sent to Siegfried. ]
Silverfuller - Hacked
It ended so suddenly so I'm not quite sure where to go now. Haha :^)
[Then three or so pictures are follow, presumably not related to the text just sent.
The first one couldn't make the claim to be innocent As seen. But it is nothing to the one that follows.
All pictures were clearly taken by whomever is railing the Elezen within an inch of his lewd life but all done on Haurchefant's device, likely by his request. This behavior is far from new but it's not something that would be so carelessly sent to poor Ritsuka, a girl he barely knows.
Oh well. Do enjoy yourself young lady and whatever you chose to do with these pictures is most certainly your business.]
(You'll need a pixiv account to look at photos but if for some reason you can't message me on Plurk and I'll give you the goods proper.)
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It takes a few minutes for her to calm herself, taking deep breaths as she leaves her phone face down, before she picks it up and responds to what clearly was a mistake on Haurchefant's part. ]
Haurchefant?
did you meant to send that?
[ ...of course, attached to her message is a unintentional little gift. When the knight receives her message, he'll also see a photo of Ritsuka fresh out of the shower, completely nude and only visible from the waist up. She's posing in front of the bathroom mirror that's been steamed up with a clear patch wiped out in the middle, one hand holding the phone and the other held over her breasts, the only thing covering her nipples. Her bright red hair clings to her neck and shoulders, as she grins teasingly at the camera, obviously having a bit of fun at seeing how sexy she can be.
No one was supposed to see this, but now it's in Haurchefant's hands. ]
misfire;
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okay
but who is your dad?
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I'm Ritsuka Fujimaru
what's your name?
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[ It's a name that speaks for itself if they do share a world. ]
voice.
Ritsuka. Do you recall the time that you bestowed upon me the gift of Valentine’s Day chocolates?
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You mean from last year--?
[ Wait. That means that she didn't get him anything this year... Although considering what was going on, even if she had remembered, it would had been impossible to make. ]
Did you want some this year too? I'm sorry, I should have at least done something for you...!
[ And everyone else. ]
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I shall forgive your transgression. We both found ourselves preoccupied with other affairs.
[ There’s nothing really to forgive— but he says it anyway. ]
Besides. Is there no other tradition in which the man spoils the woman?
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Well, there's always White Day next month... Unless they decide to lock everyone up again.
[ Okay, so she's still slightly upset about that. ]
But you don't need to worry about it, since I wasn't able to get you anything... Although if you don't mind it being late, I'd be happy to make it up to you for Valentine's this year!
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[ He almost asks what White Day is, but that would be changing the topic from his initial idea. A certain goal that he feels should most definitely be achieved— sooner rather than later. ]
If that is the case, why don’t you make it up to me now? I have a favor that I would like you to fulfill.
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[ She's a little taken aback at how sudden it is, but... Well, why not? It's not like she has anything else to do at the moment - and she did promise to make it up to him. ]
Sure! Is there anything you want me to bring?
[ Is it chocolates? Does he want her to make chocolate for him right now? ]
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[ Ones that Ozymandias does not care to elaborate upon.
He doesn’t want to ruin the surprise, after all. ]
Meet me in front of the Vesuvian, in three hours time.
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[ Although when she hangs up, she realizes - was she just asked out on a date? It sure sounds like one, but on the other hand, she can't really imagine Ozymandias going on a regular date. Still, if he's asking her to meet up with him at the Vesuvian, then he probably isn't expecting her to make chocolates in his kitchen... although Ritsuka quietly makes a mental note to still find some time to gift them to the pharaoh later, once she makes some.
Still, she feels like she can't just show up in her usual Chaldea uniform and she should make some effort to dress up even though it was probably nothing. Two hours and fifty minutes later, she's standing in front of the agreed meeting spot, smoothing down the front of the cute dress she's wearing, although it's a bit shorter than what she'd like. Not that she really has much a choice, given how limited her wardrobe was, but it's not every day that you're called out by a famous Egyptian legend.
As she waits, Ritsuka can't help but idly wonder what sort of ideas Ozymandias might have in mind. ]
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You have arrived on time. [ He remarks, tone not betraying any hint that he is overly impressed. Rather, he is simply glad she met certain expectations that he figures are so commonplace they should go without saying. Such societal niceties tend to be frequently ignored by others, namely one Pharaoh who is a weight of gold himself, and hypocritical to the extreme. ] How surprising, when taking into consideration the effort that you have so dutifully poured into your appearance.
[ Once facing forward, he steps so that they are standing side by side. About to guide her to their destination, Ozymandias makes an offhand remark: ]
It is somewhat unnecessary with what I have planned next, but your feelings have not gone unnoticed. Now— we shall test how sensitive you are to heat.