[ As the minutes stretch on as she waits for a response, she begins to nervously wonder if she'd been mistaken and had sent Siegfried's nude photo to a complete and total stranger. It's almost a relief when he responds, although she's still a little too flustered as she hastily types out a reply. ]
no! no I wasn't upset at all don't apologize for it!!
I mean I was surprised but that was it! it wasn't very upsetting at all!!!
[ Quite the opposite, really. It left her shamelessly red and needing to fan herself down for a bit. But wanting to soothe her Servant's shame, she sends off without thinking: ]
in fact you look *amazing* in that picture!
[ The moment she hits enter, she immediately regrets her words and desperately wishes she could take it back to reword it without sounding so... well, thirsty. ]
[Siegfried is not really built for compliments unless it comes to fighting or slaying dragons, and pretty much nothing else. So to be told he’s not only attractive but also by his previous Master before Duplicity?
Her thirst may have just made his brain break a little. Excuse him while he BSOD’s just for a hot second.]
[ Oh no-- Is he being polite because he thinks she's a pervert? Did she come on too strong? For the thousandth time in the past minute, Ritsuka wishes there was someway to delete a message once it had been sent.
The only chance she has left to redeem herself is to make it seem like that it's a mutually held thirst by everyone. ]
I mean... I know that I wasn't the only who thought so at Chaldea, a lot of the other women on the staff [ And some of the guys, to be honest. ] thought you were incredible too...!
[ What's also incredible is the picture that attaches itself to the message, without Ritsuka knowing - of her taking a picture of herself pulling her shirt up, the edge of the t-shirt in her mouth, exposing herself before a mirror and squeezing her breasts together to really make them pop.
No one was supposed to see it. But now Siegfried has it. ]
[See, that makes him fluster even more, hearing that others really found him attractive. How exactly does he handle this? He's a man stuck in the past, focused on only finding attraction with his wife- and being in Duplicity has been a struggle to separate sex from romance, something he's been raised by in his actual life.
Siegfried goes to try and respond to Ritsuka at first, but then comes the image.
And it loads right in front of him before he can type anything.]
[Unfortunately he might've tossed the damn thing and all Ritsuka is going to get is a keyboard smash. Oops. She might have just killed her favorite dragon.]
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no! no I wasn't upset at all don't apologize for it!!
I mean I was surprised
but that was it! it wasn't very upsetting at all!!!
[ Quite the opposite, really. It left her shamelessly red and needing to fan herself down for a bit. But wanting to soothe her Servant's shame, she sends off without thinking: ]
in fact you look *amazing* in that picture!
[ The moment she hits enter, she immediately regrets her words and desperately wishes she could take it back to reword it without sounding so... well, thirsty. ]
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Her thirst may have just made his brain break a little. Excuse him while he BSOD’s just for a hot second.]
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[By that he means he’s flustered and embarrassed and has no pride in himself. Unsurprising for Mr. Sumanai, here.]
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The only chance she has left to redeem herself is to make it seem like that it's a mutually held thirst by everyone. ]
I mean... I know that I wasn't the only who thought so at Chaldea, a lot of the other women on the staff [ And some of the guys, to be honest. ] thought you were incredible too...!
[ What's also incredible is the picture that attaches itself to the message, without Ritsuka knowing - of her taking a picture of herself pulling her shirt up, the edge of the t-shirt in her mouth, exposing herself before a mirror and squeezing her breasts together to really make them pop.
No one was supposed to see it. But now Siegfried has it. ]
1/? gdit ali
Siegfried goes to try and respond to Ritsuka at first, but then comes the image.
And it loads right in front of him before he can type anything.]
2/?
3/?
4/4 bye he's dead
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time for some mouth to mouth
Well, she's right that he is, but for a completely different reason.
But she can't help but tease him, totally unaware that her Servant is currently trying to reboot. ]
you don't have to be shy! you're a really popular guy in Chaldea, you know~
[ She's absolutely going to completely mortified when she realizes what is it that got sent to Siegfried. ]